Snowmen unite in a fit of frozen frenzy!
The snow people unite, after Snowmageddon 2010, in a protest of global warming! We must support our frozen brothers and go green before it’s too late!
Protest Global Warming!
February 8th, 2010Snow in DC
February 6th, 2010
- Snowed in, still alive
XJ7 reporting in, there has been a lot of snow in NW DC, approximately 18 inches with 5-9 incoming through the day. Cats and girlfriend-bot are doing well, and eating homemade crepes. Getting nervous, only 1 liter of milk left and only one 12-pack of TP. Don’t know how long we will hold out. There have been reports of abominable snowmen around, but so far we have seen no evidence. Keep safe fellow bowlbots, I hope to see everyone again someday.
Snow-Removal-Bots Activate!
February 6th, 2010Hello fellow bots! Since we are all locked into our respective recharging chambers until Clutch’s big party on Sunday let us utilize this underused blog to share the experience of impending white doom.
Sharing photos, excessive hyperbole, names for the storm, feelings about fire pits, and ideas for good indoor activities is encouraged.
Game Knight!!!
January 15th, 2010Oh yeah, we will be rockin’ the boards tonight! There will be pizza and Manhattans and pie.
We will have to work some type of betting system into the evening so I can win $ based on my knowledge of trivia.
Gumdrop Mountain, Bitches!!!
Merry Christmas 2009!! Let Bygones Be Bygones
December 5th, 2009
Hey Bots – remember the fun we had in 2008? Let’s bring back the Yuletide cheer.
No more fighting on the blog site. All access reinstated. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!!!
Bowl-bots = Lazy-bots
September 18th, 2009
Bowl-bots now renamed Lazy-bots
No good, good-for-nothing Bowl-bots can’t do anything anymore! Phrases like “Dammit, not another gutter!” are being replaced by “Dammit, where’s my remote?!”
Bowl-bots are the suc, that’s plain and simple! Everyone’s watching NBC’s new lineup and football.
Git off my couch bitches!!!
Bowl-bots prize money!
August 27th, 2009
money money money
Team 9: The Bowl-bots finished in 9th place!
“We are rich!”
“Now I can retire!”
“Big pimpin’!
“Ball upgrade time!”
All things you will not hear the Bowl-bots say!
Here is the payout breakdown from a total take of $280:
Clutch 42 games: $70
LBB 36 games: $60
XJ7 36 games: $60
Pete-bot 36 games: $60
T-bot 18 games: $30
I gots the cash is a bag, come find me for your share of the loot if you can! XJ$
A Bowl-bot’s farewell speech
August 19th, 2009
“Fans, for the past fourteen weeks we have been bowling pretty poorly and complaining about the bad break we’ve got. Yet today I consider myself the luckiest bot on the face of this earth. I have been in alleys for years and have never received anything but kindness and encouragement from you fans.
“Look at these grand Bowl-bots. Which of you wouldn’t consider it the highlight of his career just to associate with them for even one day? Sure, I’m lucky. Who wouldn’t consider it an honor to have known Lady Bowl-bot? Also, the builder of the Bowl-bot empire, Clutch? To have spent many months with that wonderful little fellow, T-bot? Then to have spent the next couple years with that outstanding leader, that smart student of psychology, the best manager in bowling today, Pete-bot? Sure, I’m lucky.
“When Half-n-half, a team you would give your right arm to beat, and vice versa, sends you a gift – that’s something. When everybody down to the league secretaries and those boys in blue shirts remember you with patches – that’s something. When you have a wonderful blog which takes sides with you in squabbles and reports only the truth - that’s something. When you have team members who work all their lives so they can have ice cream with you after bowling - it’s a blessing. When you have a cutting edge bowling ball with an asymetric core which has been a tower of strength and shown more courage than you dreamed existed – that’s the finest I know.
“So I close in saying that we may have had a tough break, but we have an awful lot to live for.”
Astro-Bots
August 10th, 2009From what I can tell at least 3 rockets have been built. Apparently one Bot has gone rogue and fired off with out the other Bots present (a Kim Jong-il Bot, if you will).
Rules to live by
July 24th, 20091. Don’t spit in the wind.
2. Don’t tug on Superman’s cape.
3. Don’t put money against Petebot in bets or raffles!
Shenanigans are afoot
“What? This is a nice friendly game of chance, really!” – Pete-bot